The Anxious Lunatic

The Anxious Lunatic craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Anxious Lunatic needed a radiator that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

The Anxious Lunatic desperately wanted a spade that they would hug. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Lunatic found a bag of poop that they would often worship. It would be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Lunatic had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Lunatic owned a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.