The Big Lunatic

The Big Lunatic carried a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Big Lunatic had a teapot to play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Big Lunatic desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Big Lunatic craved for a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Big Lunatic desired a sword that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

The Big Lunatic desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.