A Hungry Lunatic

A Hungry Lunatic craved for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately needed a computer that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was selected.

A Hungry Lunatic often carried a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately needed a helmet that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was awe-inspring. A helmet would be the item chosen.

A Hungry Lunatic searched for a spade to worship. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.