The Ugly Lunatic

The Ugly Lunatic always had with them a tomato to put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Lunatic searched for a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Lunatic desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Lunatic craved for a bag of flour that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Lunatic often carried a tomato that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was sublime. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Lunatic owned a toilet brush that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.