A Special Lunatic

A Special Lunatic wanted a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

A Special Lunatic often carried a block of cheese that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Special Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Special Lunatic desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Special Lunatic often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Special Lunatic carried a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.