A Careful Lunatic

A Careful Lunatic searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

A Careful Lunatic desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Lunatic looked for a can of Tango to sit and look at. It would be a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Careful Lunatic desperately searched for a painting of a melon to cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was sublime. A painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Careful Lunatic owned a radiator that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Careful Lunatic owned a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.