My Exceptional Lunatic

My Exceptional Lunatic desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Lunatic carried a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Lunatic owned a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. A CD player is the item to choose.

My Exceptional Lunatic had a cucumber that they would often throw. It might have been a weird action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Lunatic always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

My Exceptional Lunatic often carried a pint of cider that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.