The Hungry Lunatic

The Hungry Lunatic owned a spade that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

The Hungry Lunatic carried a sword that they liked to share. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a sword being the item opted for.

The Hungry Lunatic desperately desired a ball that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Lunatic had a cheese grater that they liked to eat. It was considered to be an exciting action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Lunatic carried a radiator that they would often hug. This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Lunatic had a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.