A Depressed Lunatic

A Depressed Lunatic craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Lunatic carried a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Lunatic often carried a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Lunatic often carried a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Lunatic searched for a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Lunatic found a toilet brush that they would occasionally smash. It should be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.