The Curious Lunatic

The Curious Lunatic searched for a spade that they would often experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Lunatic craved for a bag of flour to break. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Lunatic desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Curious Lunatic desperately looked for a crown that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing selected.

The Curious Lunatic often carried a chocolate bar to share. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Lunatic searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. It should be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A stapler having that done to it