A Fat Lunatic

A Fat Lunatic carried a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Lunatic desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

A Fat Lunatic desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

A Fat Lunatic always had with them a helmet that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Lunatic always carried a crown that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.