A Talented Lunatic

A Talented Lunatic needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. It was an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Talented Lunatic desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a spade being the item selected.

A Talented Lunatic found a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

A Talented Lunatic desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. This seems a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Talented Lunatic desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Lunatic desired a pint of beer that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.