The Angry Lunatic

The Angry Lunatic always had with them a mug that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Lunatic found a bat that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Angry Lunatic desperately craved for a can of coke that they would eat. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Angry Lunatic desperately looked for a pen that they liked to break. It should be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Angry Lunatic desired a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Angry Lunatic desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.