His Lonely Lunatic

His Lonely Lunatic always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Lunatic found a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato of all things.

His Lonely Lunatic always carried a teapot that they would worship. This is certainly a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

His Lonely Lunatic always kept a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

His Lonely Lunatic craved for a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It was an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Lunatic searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.