Their Worrisome Lunatic

Their Worrisome Lunatic always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Lunatic found a rubber chicken to smash. It should be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Their Worrisome Lunatic always kept a can of coke that they sometimes break. It would be an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

Their Worrisome Lunatic found a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Their Worrisome Lunatic owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Their Worrisome Lunatic often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was fun. A bottle of wine of all things.