Her Nervous Lunatic

Her Nervous Lunatic always kept a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Lunatic desired a piece of paper that they would often worship. This seems a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Lunatic often carried a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Lunatic had a tomato that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Her Nervous Lunatic desired a computer that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.