His Exceptional Lunatic

His Exceptional Lunatic needed a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was sublime. A set square was the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Lunatic needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Lunatic needed a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Exceptional Lunatic always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Exceptional Lunatic looked for a bag of poop that they would hug. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Lunatic desperately craved for a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.