My Eccentric Lunatic

My Eccentric Lunatic craved for a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Lunatic desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke having that done to it

My Eccentric Lunatic carried a bag of poop that they would eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Lunatic desperately searched for a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Lunatic desperately needed a wig to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.