The Green Lunatic

The Green Lunatic desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.

The Green Lunatic found a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Green Lunatic always carried a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Lunatic carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It might be an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Lunatic desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A helmet is the item to opt for.

The Green Lunatic desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a funny activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.