His Blue Lunatic

His Blue Lunatic desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

His Blue Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny having that done to it

His Blue Lunatic always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Blue Lunatic desperately searched for a can of coke to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was fun. A can of coke being the item selected.

His Blue Lunatic desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Blue Lunatic desperately wanted a teapot to experiment on. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.