The Tired Lunatic

The Tired Lunatic needed a cup that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Lunatic had a toilet brush that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was stunning. A toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Tired Lunatic had a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Lunatic had a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A sword being the item selected.

The Tired Lunatic always carried a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a different idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Tired Lunatic desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.