The Gentle Lunatic

The Gentle Lunatic desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Lunatic craved for a helmet that they would often experiment on. It is a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Gentle Lunatic desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a funny action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Lunatic carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes annihilate It is a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Lunatic often carried a set of lego that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Gentle Lunatic found a pint of beer to eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.