The Angry Lunatic

The Angry Lunatic found a ball that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

The Angry Lunatic searched for a pint of cider that they liked to break. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Angry Lunatic desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

The Angry Lunatic desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Angry Lunatic owned a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Lunatic always carried a ball that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.