The Boring Lunatic

The Boring Lunatic desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often hug. It should be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Boring Lunatic carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Lunatic searched for a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Lunatic desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Lunatic desperately craved for a chocolate bar to sit and look at. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Lunatic searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.