The Exciting Lunatic

The Exciting Lunatic owned a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Lunatic wanted a bottle of coke that they would smash. It might be an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Lunatic searched for a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Lunatic desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Exciting Lunatic needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.