Nervous Lunatic

Nervous Lunatic had a cup that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Lunatic always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Lunatic always kept a crown that they would often break. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Lunatic carried a custard pie to cuddle. It is considered to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Nervous Lunatic always kept a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Nervous Lunatic looked for a bag of poop that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.