The Little Lunatic

The Little Lunatic always had with them a cheese grater that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Little Lunatic desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Lunatic desperately craved for a stapler to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Lunatic always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Little Lunatic desperately looked for a crown to break. It would have been a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing selected.

The Little Lunatic searched for a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen having that done to it