The Orange Lunatic

The Orange Lunatic wanted a wig that they would often play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Lunatic desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Orange Lunatic needed a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It should be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Lunatic desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes break. It was a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Lunatic wanted a spade that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A spade would be the item chosen.

The Orange Lunatic desperately looked for a bag of flour to annihilate It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.