Their Special Lunatic

Their Special Lunatic craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Their Special Lunatic desperately needed a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It would be a funny exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Their Special Lunatic needed a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Their Special Lunatic desperately needed a pen that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen was the chosen thing.

Their Special Lunatic needed a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Their Special Lunatic searched for a pen that they would play with. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pen of all things.