A Troubled Lunatic

A Troubled Lunatic desired a bat that they would often hug. It would have been a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Lunatic found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Troubled Lunatic always carried a custard pie to drop. It would be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is sublime. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Troubled Lunatic desperately needed a melon that they liked to throw. This could be considered a curious activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

A Troubled Lunatic needed a teapot that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Troubled Lunatic owned a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.