Foolish Martian

Foolish Martian craved for a bottle of wine that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Foolish Martian owned a bat that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

Foolish Martian carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Martian searched for a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A hat is the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Martian always had with them a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It should be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Foolish Martian desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to eat. It was an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.