The Gentle Martian

The Gentle Martian looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Martian craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Martian had a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Martian often carried a chocolate bar to worship. It should be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Martian often carried a mug that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

The Gentle Martian desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was simply life. A tomato would be the item chosen.