My Troubled Martian

My Troubled Martian desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Martian always carried a big sponge that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Martian wanted a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

My Troubled Martian desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Martian always carried a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Troubled Martian always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.