The Funny Martian

The Funny Martian desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

The Funny Martian had a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It is a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Funny Martian desperately desired a sponge that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Martian had a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Funny Martian desired a cheese grater to throw. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Funny Martian desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.