My Confused Martian

My Confused Martian desperately wanted a bat that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A bat was the item that was chosen.

My Confused Martian always kept a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Martian desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It might have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

My Confused Martian had a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

My Confused Martian often carried a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. It is a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to choose.

My Confused Martian always kept a tomato that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.