Famous Martian

Famous Martian always had with them a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Martian found a cucumber to throw. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Famous Martian always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be sublime. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

Famous Martian always carried a bottle of wine that they would often hug. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Famous Martian carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Famous Martian always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.