Their Exciting Martian

Their Exciting Martian often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be simply life. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Their Exciting Martian owned a wig that they would often insert somewhere. It was an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Martian desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Martian desperately needed a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Their Exciting Martian desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought it was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Their Exciting Martian always kept a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.