Their Depressed Martian

Their Depressed Martian had a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Their Depressed Martian desired a ball that they would often throw. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

Their Depressed Martian desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Martian needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Their Depressed Martian desperately looked for a sword that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Martian found a big sponge to break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.