My Scary Martian

My Scary Martian carried a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. It might be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

My Scary Martian desired a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Scary Martian looked for a hat to break. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

My Scary Martian wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Scary Martian looked for a little monkey to rub on his belly. It might be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Scary Martian wanted a pen that they would drop. One might say this is a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.