The Exciting Martian

The Exciting Martian desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Exciting Martian often carried a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Exciting Martian desperately searched for a lava lamp to play with. It is a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Exciting Martian desired a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Martian had a wig to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

The Exciting Martian often carried a stapler that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to choose.