Their Stupid Martian

Their Stupid Martian wanted a mug that they sometimes share. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Martian desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different action, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to select.

Their Stupid Martian found a pen that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Martian found a can of coke to drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Stupid Martian craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Martian looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.