Their Lonely Martian

Their Lonely Martian found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Lonely Martian owned a spade that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Martian desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Their Lonely Martian desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Their Lonely Martian desperately searched for a helmet to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Martian desperately craved for a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was selected.