The Exceptional Martian

The Exceptional Martian desperately desired a CD player that they would smash. It might be an original activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Martian desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was fun. A sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Martian carried a sword that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Martian found a teapot to drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Martian needed a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Martian owned a sword that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.