His Grumpy Martian

His Grumpy Martian carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. This seems to be an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

His Grumpy Martian wanted a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.

His Grumpy Martian desperately searched for a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Grumpy Martian found a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It was an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

His Grumpy Martian desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a different proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Grumpy Martian always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.