Their Foolish Martian

Their Foolish Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Martian searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Their Foolish Martian always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Martian owned a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It was a different action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Martian found a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Martian searched for a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.