The Tired Martian

The Tired Martian needed a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It was an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Martian often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Martian carried a hat that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt it was amazing. A hat is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Martian always kept a sponge that they liked to share. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.

The Tired Martian always had with them a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Tired Martian desperately desired a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.