Red Martian

Red Martian always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Red Martian always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Red Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Red Martian carried a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a little monkey having that done to it

Red Martian craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Red Martian desperately searched for a pint of beer to hug. It was considered to be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.