His Fat Martian

His Fat Martian searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Fat Martian desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Fat Martian desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Fat Martian looked for a wig that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.

His Fat Martian always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Martian had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.