The Purple Martian

The Purple Martian always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Martian owned a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Martian carried a cup that they would throw. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

The Purple Martian needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Purple Martian desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Purple Martian always carried a toilet brush that they would often play with. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush having that done to it