The Square Martian

The Square Martian desperately searched for a cucumber to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Square Martian searched for a bat that they would often eat. It would be an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Martian desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Square Martian always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Square Martian owned a mug to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a mug is the item to select.

The Square Martian always had with them a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.